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Nice one! Full, expressive statement. “I sometimes like being the Princess but really I just want to be the Whore.”
“I Sometimes like being a Princess but Really I want to be the Whore.”
jagerbombsandtacobell:but really…
i like that the person who made this diagram only put the numbers on the image because now when i post it without context you can really only guess what’s being explained
herfavoritefantasies: Could use this after a day like today…. Or… Any day?
003. I really really really like being texted/messaged first.
noyouplum: No but really.They’re alien.
On the outside they’re all like “Be civil, Peridot” but on the inside they’re like “Hurry up and drop a slur so we can get this party started”
Hey guys, one of the answers we gave has been deleted – it was intended to be a private response, but those of you who saw it, shhhh… keep it under your hat.
just wanted to say: thank you all for the recent support of my smut making, your tags, comments and messages give me lifeblood, I’m honoured y'all can vibe with this hellish blog I’ve created, but also want to apologise for the lack of recent content
Ok but have y'all seen the practice video for Mama Beat because let me tell you E.den in black jeans and a plain white Tshirt
When you’re surfing through the omorashi tag and find a good non-sexual looking omorashi video and start watching it waiting for the genitalia but turns out to actually be an non-sexual omorashi video
Guys,… GUYS!! Just woke up and check my PayPal and guess what?…..SOMEBODIES ORDERING DIAPERS TONIGHT WOOOOO!!! *walks around high fiving everyone that helped* 👏🏻💛✨Okay but really THANK SO MUCH FOR THE DONATION!! I totally have
magical-campanula: firstlovemp3: languageananas: I don’t really understand getting mad at people for mixing up korean, chinese, and japanese Like, look at them together 見る한국어中国死ね我要吃你マンコ형사我有大鸡巴 and
marcitlali: 997: me the song says ft. beyonce but really it’s ft. eminem
gotinterest: libertarirynn: Look I clown veganism often enough but really, truly, don’t ever fucking feed somebody something without their knowledge or consent. It’s hugely fucked up and not OK. also if someone hasn’t eaten meat in a while…
moochusrex: albusremus: first the first the bisexual hate and now the feminist hate, i don’t know what is happening today but could everybody please shut up I wish this gif was a better quality but I thought it might brighten your day. Haters gonna
so i love my new barista job at starbucks. i worked there years ago and its a bit like getting back on the bike, so that’s really awesome. but i gotta say its quite the transition and fuck i’m fuck tired but really glad more of my time is taken up
But what if I actually wanted to see Nicki Minaj as Armin, person trying to be funny on that fancasting post? Might as well do something to balance out the fact that you were suggesting using Jennifer Lawrence to play a character that is probably poc.
thatmademadej:Shane looks like the English Lit student i met at a flat party who told me i had nice eyes and talked for ages about Oscar Wilde and nihilism who i pulled in a bathroom and then occasionally saw again around campus but never acknowledged
hardcoredisneyporn: Wanna get tortured by sexy-sounding men with sexy accents? Pop in your headhpones, BUT SERIOUSLY, ONLY IF YOu’RE OKAY WITH SCARY STUFF PEOPLE WILL WHISPER CREEPY STUFF IN YOUR EAR I HAD TO STOP IT A COUPLE TIMES
Enter the Florpus more like throwback to one of my first ships but this time They’re Not Twelve AU
They opened a new Book.Off (it’s an awesome used media store) and while looking around I noticed this one had a section specifically for Yaoi manga. I was just really amused they’d have a section for that (and no section for Sci-Fi books!?
ITS BLURRED BUT LOOKI’m not sure what I’m supposed to be looking for but I’m never adverse to looking at Pearl so
I like reading lists of pop culture references/easter eggs in a show/movie/game, since I can’t catch them all myself, but there’s inevitably always an entry that’s really tenuous, like: “This character is named Bob, which may be a reference to
flaminghomos: nehanshika: god i do not understand this bird it’s like a regular pigeon but then someone grabbed it and kind of stretched it out or something it’s legs are so………………….sexy???? i just this bird i can’t understand
toxixpumpkin: Noiz likes to sit on Mink’s shoulders whenever they go out and he doesn’t feel like walking anymore. But really he’s just being a spoiled brat and enjoys being carried around for once instead.
jopolniaczek: that golden moment when your “useless knowledge” comes up in conversation and you sound like the smartest person in the room but really you just spend too much time on wikipedia
undercover-hussy: Hello you guys :)I’m hardly on here anymore but that’s because I’ve got a really great distraction these days ;) However, I just wanted to let you guys know that I’m still here and still want to talk to you all. flashytitle
I really, really, really enjoy people who complain about ‘modern parents who only look at their electronic devices all day’ and yet can’t even finish their sentence without grabbing their ipad or phone for some reason 😂
I am doing something a little different. I am just going to type my whole post on my phone tonight. I don’t want to stay up too late and I am really comfy in bed right now. Nope. Anyway, I went to bed late again last night. And then I had to open.
Wait but really
But really
r3nka: Just something for fun :D (but really, it’s not the tools but the artist)
i know they are probably real but someone tell me they are fake.
sometimes I take really cute nudes or selfies and wanna post them everywhere then remember I can’t whoops
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I wish I had make-up and hair talents but really I hate doing either of them
I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUT jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh
I wonder a lot if I was in porn what category I would be in like can I still pass for ‘babysitter’ or am I an old hecker now. but lesbian for sure tho, sign me up.
-BREATHES- Alright, First of all, thank you to everyone who sent in very nice words of encouragement and praise, I appreciate every single one of them and I’m still reading the ones that come in. I really do feel super grateful to have wonderful
but really
You guys someone keeps fucking with me. It’s 4:30am over here & I heard people laughing in my backyard earlier, then someone threw a nut at my window, & now I hear footsteps on my roof. I was gonna go outside & check but then realized
Is it just me or are Mexican boys like really really cute
I don’t think I’ve ever shipped any characters as hard as I ship Kakashi and Iruka and it’s entirely my best friends fault but this ship has swallowed me whole
when I play, I’m a stubborn person and I just go and hit HARD.(that’s why on mtg I play RG and WUB artifact aggro lmao)I’m honest, this was just a test I was doing for fun but ended up working pretty wellLE got me the first time but he was left
barbeauxbot: Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris is on fire. I’m not posting a pic bc it depresses me too much to look at it but here’s a source if you need one. Some things: The fire started because of renovation work. It’s an accident, as far as anybody
s0-fragile: ammit420: aa0102: Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel Men can look so attractive masturbating what are you even saying
mysterypearl: me: i hope something really gritty and intesne happens in this episode gem harvest: is all about the gems as steven’s family and so far has been nothing but really cute me: never mind never mind never mind never mind never m
I erased all my messages in my inbox.I got really frustrated with some messages.These “messages” piss me off and since some of them are send a million times..they push down the nice & sweet messages that are sent from pleasant individuals
If you can discuss the possibility of intelligent extra-terrestrial life/inter-dimensional life forms without being a total fucking judgmental, close-minded prick, hmu.
